Throwing shoes in protest made recent headlines, but with current global economic condition, who wants to lose a pair of Rockport loafers.

Introducing the Shoe-merang which is a stylish brown Oxford shoe that returns to the thrower. With this boomerang, you’ll get more then one chance to hit your intended target.

The concealed weapon was designed by an Austrailian cobbler and incorporates a wooden extension on the back of the shoe that tucks in under your pant leg. Then, while sitting at a Government rally, if you feel offended by the comments you hear, simply remove your shoe and throw.

You can buy the Shoe-merang for $125.95 through Mcphee.

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